i have this problem where i yell at things that aren’t actually alive (Source: kataradied, via touchmytaco)

i have this problem where i yell at things that aren’t actually alive

(Source: kataradied, via touchmytaco)

People: you're hair is beautiful, your really pretty! Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: You deserve a long painful death
My Dad: (yelling at the TV) Me: You're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you. My Dad: You're in love with a man that doesn't even know you exist. Me: Me: dont talk to me
I think tumblr should buy a country so all of us can relocate there permanently. It’ll have nation-wide free wireless internet. We can live in houses according to blog categories/fandoms and we’ll stalk the good looking people on tumblr from an awkward distance. The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella. And we’ll all have a gazillion cats who dance. Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob. Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation. At tumblrland, we’ll embrace each others’ awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated. And we’ll all be forever alone, together. thevictorofthegames: careers-with-killing-problems:  along with Michael Jackson themed parties i need it so bad :’( holy crap I would die… LET THIS HAPPEN. (Source: fatpeoplemakemehappy, via cabbages-and-k1ngs)

I think tumblr should buy a country so all of us can relocate there permanently. It’ll have nation-wide free wireless internet. We can live in houses according to blog categories/fandoms and we’ll stalk the good looking people on tumblr from an awkward distance. The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella. And we’ll all have a gazillion cats who dance. Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob. Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation. At tumblrland, we’ll embrace each others’ awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated. And we’ll all be forever alone, together.

thevictorofthegames:

careers-with-killing-problems:

 along with Michael Jackson themed parties

i need it so bad :’(

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holy crap I would die…

LET THIS HAPPEN.

(Source: fatpeoplemakemehappy, via cabbages-and-k1ngs)

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